Watch What You Eat

We all know there are things you should not eat. Ever.

(Unless you are trying to cure your syphilis with a sandwich.)

Definitely not a morel mushroom.

Questionable restaurant fare.

Those are self explanatory: sickness or death may ensue.

But are things that you shouldn't eat for a different reason.

(You remember why.)

If you eat these you might go to Hell:

Jesus on a potato chip

Mary and Jesus Cheeto

Praying Jesus Cheeto

Virgin Mary toast

And then there are things that just don't look or sound good to eat:

No thanks.

Maybe you should have that checked.

Mmmmmmmm.

Some things you just might want to eat in private:

Hot. Spicy.

(The yellow ones are always smaller.)

So what's a hungry person to do?

I would recommend sticking with your old friends.

They won't let you down.

But some people are going to eat what they want anyway.

Oh well.