Saturday, July 4, 2009

Firecracker Labels


Is that a cell phone tower?


Run, rabbit, run!


"If we light an M-80 it will be easy for us to catch all the fish we want to eat."


The fish appears to have an emission of some sort.


Nice feet, Mr. Bat. What's that below you are trying to pinch?


"Come Jane, let me place my firecracker in your hand."


Caution: Do not run with pitchforks.


One letter difference would really make this company name funnier.


I like his teeth.
And his wings.


Is that toilet paper stuck on her?


My personal favorite.


Obey the safety instructions.  It is hard to type if your fingers have been blown off.


Probably not a big seller in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.


Lots of instructions.  Confusing.  Do I lay on ground under close adult supervision or do I get away?


With a BITE.  Yes, indeed.


A favorite with Survivalists everywhere.


Rabbit can't run as fast if he's been drinking and his vision is blurry.


"E-wo Silber"?


Is the bottom of the label giving life advice or how to use the firecrackers?


Machete: check.
Bayonets: check.
Hand grenade: check.
Bombs: check.
Tank: check.
Firecrackers: Secret to victory.

So innocent, yet so much potential for harm.
Just like firecrackers!