"Have I done stupid? I have."
(Crying because he was stupid enough to get caught.)
Ay carumba! If you read her e-mails you will know she needs to buy a dictionary.
"I am deeply sorry that I did not live up to what was expected of me."
I am deeply sorry this did not help my promising singing career take off.
"And, well, I take full responsibility for the adultery."
It looks like maybe Jessica has had a little resurfacing done, don't you think? $265,000 pays for a lot of work!
"I have sinned against you, my Lord."
A representative sampling. Jimmy frequented several prostitutes.
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
Yes you did.
Unless "eatin' ain't cheatin!"
First she is his daughter, then she is his wife.
And they don't even live in West Virginia.
Ick.
Too much of a moron to even comment on.
BTW: His soon-to-be ex-wife is also a moron.
