It is January and cold at home but I am in Arizona for a boards review course.
It is nice and warm and sunny here.
I went for a walk and feeling fit and slim I stopped into a TJ Maxx to see what kind of bargains I could uncover.
They had bathing suits out on display.
The colors were so pretty. I picked a few to try on.
OMG.
WTF.
When did I get so flabby and saggy?
I tried on some "tankinis". The only accurate part I saw in the mirror was "tank".
My self esteem was in the toilet.
I wonder if this is what I have to look forward to.
I consoled myself by remembering it is impossible to get skin cancer while wearing a burqa at the pool or the beach this summer.
