I am sick.

I have been sick for three days with a fever, body aches, sore throat, stuffy nose and nausea.
Yes, I did have a flu shot.
My eyes hurt so I can't read. I might as well be blind.
I tried to do some paperwork but the cats "helped" too much.
I wish I did not have to go to work tomorrow.
Yes, cry me a river.
The pity party continues until further notice.