Exercise

As I struggle with the staggering amount of weight I seem to have effortlessly accumulated over the years I often wonder what it would take to get back into some of my old clothes that I really like but can't bear to cut up and make into a quilt just yet.

At first blush it seems simple.

Eat less.

Exercise more.

For me, making the time to exercise is very difficult. 

 

I can find plenty of time to lie on the couch, though.  

Here are some of the exercises I have been contemplating taking up in my quest for a smaller container:

Sumo.  I already have the physique for it.

Cycling but the weather is a bit nippy right now.

But truthfully I don't even like it with someone else.

Skiing might be fun.   Not.

Maybe archery.

Swimming, if you avoid the floating protein deposits.

Naked weight lifting?

Too bad this doesn't work.

I think I just might put it off for a while.