This Week At Work

It was STD week. I saw a lot of patients with creepy drippy bumpy stuff that just started "yesterday". Naturally, NONE of them had cheated on their partners.

And penicillin doesn't work any more, thanks to all those "Sex Tour Junkets" to Thailand and other exotic locations

Unfortunately it is hard to tell just by appearances if someone has an STD.

Whole body condoms may be the best solution.

Now go wash your hands. I did. Over and over. (Even though I wear gloves).