On Friday I had eyeliner tattooed on my lower eyelids.
When I smile my eyes wrinkle up and eye makeup smudges.
Then I look like this.
And as I get older it gets harder to see so even if I did want to put makeup on I can't see myself clearly in the mirror.
Not that I really want to sometimes.
But I digress. Back to the eyeliner. It didn't hurt but I did have one of the possible complications, "slight bruising" under one eye.
I like to tell people my husband did it because I burned the dinner.
He tells people it's because I didn't listen but at least he only had to tell me once.
